Looking to reel in big laughs and big catches? 🎣
🤣💥 Our Lures brings you the world’s cheekiest fishing lure – hand-poured from high-quality silicone and crafted into a hilariously realistic penis shape.
🎁✨ Perfect as a gag gift for your fishing buddy, a stag do, or simply to spark some dockside banter, these lures aren’t just for laughs – they really do catch fish. The soft, flexible silicone mimics the movement of live bait in the water, making it irresistible to curious fish.
🎣🌟Whether you’re out to land a monster catch or just want to break the ice on your next fishing trip, this novelty lures are sure to make a splash.
DETAILS
✅ Made from durable, realistic silicone
✅ Doubles as a novelty gift and a functional lure
✅ Guaranteed to get bites – from fish and from your mates’ sense of humour
✅ Unique design you won’t find in any tackle shop
PACKAGE INCLUDES
- One gift box contains one Lure.
I look forward to impressing you with the quality and creativity of our products. Thank you very much for your choice!
❤️When you receive a product of questionable or inappropriate quality, we support a risk-free refund for 14 days.
😊if you need help, please contact us, we will be the first time to resolve your problem.
📧We have email support: email@porchloves.com
OUR GUARANTEE
📦 Insured Worldwide Shipping: Each order includes real-time tracking details and insurance coverage in the unlikely event that a package gets lost or stolen in transit.
💰 Money-Back Guarantee: If your items arrive damaged or become defective within 30 days of normal usage, we will gladly issue out a replacement or refund.
✉️ 48/7 Customer Support: We have a team of live reps ready to help and answer any questions you have within a 48-hour time frame, 7 days a week.
🔒 Safe & Secure Checkouts: We use state-of-the-art SSL Secure encryption to keep your personal and financial information 100% protected.
